Park Avenue or Bust!

Chapter XVI – Madison

 Her eyes affixed me with incomprehensible glee. They had the appearance of a deer’s. A deer caught crossing the motorway. “Hi, I’m Madison,” she said extending her hand with unbridled enthusiasm. “Vanessa E. Vasa. Mayfair, London. How do you do?” I replied. “You’re British! How exciting!” “It would appear so.” Madison leaned in, doing what theatrical… Continue reading Chapter XVI – Madison

Park Avenue or Bust!

Chapter XII – The Return of Beaconsfield-Outremont

Of course, when one is caught in broad daylight trying to dislodge one’s underwear, one’s cheeks turn crimson. As to the cheeks I am referring to, being a lady with property in Mayfair, I leave it to the imagination of my readers to determine. I do not have anything against Montrealers. It is simply that… Continue reading Chapter XII – The Return of Beaconsfield-Outremont